FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 25, 1993
Transcript:
Jason: Mom, can I have some money? Andy: What for? Jason: My class is having a Halloween costume contest on Friday and I really, really, REALLY want to win. Ten dollars ought to be enough. Andy: To buy a costume? Jason: To buy the judge. Andy: As much as I'd like to be a party to your victory...
The rifle?