FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 16, 1993
Transcript:
Peter: What are you doing? Jason: Writing murder-mystery novels. Peter: Um, is there a particular reason why? Jason: It's great! I can dream up all sorts of sinister crimes, I'll never get in trouble, and with luck I'll make lots of money. Check out my list of possible titles. Peter: Don't be so sure about that "never get in trouble" part. Jason: I especially look forward to writing "Paige's murder on the Orient Express" and Paige's death on the Nile.
Yeah, it would be cool to write like Agatha Christie, especially her Poirot books, which these are two.