FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 25, 1995

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Jason: Aaaa! Doomathon II! I got Doomathon II! It's supposed to be the best computer game ever! Exploding bullets...Slo-mo decapitations...16-bit stereo gut-splatter sound effects...over 10 times the killing action of Doomathon I... Oh, thank you, Santa! Thank you! Thank you! I must've been extra nice this year.