FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 09, 1996
Transcript:
Jason: Heck - maybe Eileen won't even find the poem! And if she does, it doesn't mean that she'll read it! And it's certainly not a given that she'll assume the poem's for her. I mean, she knows me pretty well... Eileen (reading): My fellings for you know no bounds; that's why I shout, "I love you! zounds!" xoxoxo, Jason. Eileen: Boy, just when you think you know somebody...
repeat. But still funny!