FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 25, 1996
Transcript:
Party crasher: You know what we do to guys who throw parties without beer?! Peter: Um, we've got swamp-water punch... Paige: Let go of him! Party crasher: Who are you?! Paige: Someone you don't want to mess with. My friend over there is on the phone with the cops right now, so I suggest you and your party-crashing pals go back to wherever you came from. Party crasher: That might be tricky - that place called the cops, too. Peter: Ok, heart, you can resume beating. Paige: Nice gorilla costumes but the way!
BURN!!!