FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 10, 1996
Transcript:
Jason: As dusk falls, there is a stirring in the foliage! Could it be...?! Could it be...?! Yes! A T. Rex! The Tryannosaur spots a frightened young triceratops... ...but he pays it no heed. He comes across a sleeping brachiosaurus... ...but he walks right on by. He passes potential prey after potential prey, without the slightest bit of interest. What has happened to this once-fearsome eater?! What could possibly have turned his stomach?! Andy: Jason, you should be happy that your parents still kiss. Jason: He pleads with a pack of velociraptors to put him out of his misery...
There is such a thing as playing in your room, Jason.