FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 30, 1996

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Roger: Hey! I only gained a pound this Thanksgiving! Last year I gained two, and the year before that I gained three! Do you know what this means? Andy: You're getting more sensible with your eating? Roger: No, no - I can have another slice or two of pie, guilt-free! Andy: Has our scale always sunk into the linoleum like that?