FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 03, 1996
Transcript:
Paige: Hey, Peter, want to go Christmas shopping with me? Peter: It's only the first week of December. I can't believe you're thinking about Christmas shopping with practically a whole month to go. Paige: Thirteen months, silly. How psycho do you think I am? Peter: You're already working on next years gifts?! Paige: It's not like I'm buying perishables. Peter: So this why I got a "Jaws 2" T-shirt for my birthday.
13 months before Christmas?!