FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 21, 1997
Transcript:
Peter: What happened to the newspaper?! I was in the middle of reading it. Family member: I think dad put it in the recycling bin. Peter: what happened to my water glass?! I left it right here! Family member: I think dad put it in the dishwasher. Peter: The newspaper's gone again?! Family member: Take a wild guess. Peter: I'm on to you secret identity flash.
Unfortunately, my dad’s like this… if it’s not his and no one’s using it, into the garbage can it goes.