FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 09, 1997

Transcript:

Peter: So, Dad, I was thinking maybe I'd join the Marines. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And become a vegan. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And start dating married women. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And have "666" tattooed on my forehead. Roger: That's nice. Peter: And stay out an hour past my curfew tonight. Roger: Think again mister. Peter: One of these days, his filter's going to fail. Paige: So, Daddy, I was thinking of changing my name to a semicolon. Roger: That's nice.