FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 30, 1997
May 29, 1997
May 31, 1997
Transcript:
Roger: Eegad - it's my old girlfriend, Annette. Andy: Where? Roger: Over by the bar. Andy: Go say hi to her. Roger: Are you insane?! Andy: Roger, it's been 25 years. Roger: Andy, this woman was crazy about me! I broke her heart! I shattered her universe! My saying hello might be very, very painful! Annette: Roger who? Roger: ...Very, very, very painful. Person: More beer, mister?
One of my past entanglements yelled “God in Heaven!” when she recognized me after eighteen years. At the same event, another showed no sign of recognition, which may be just as well (and I’ll always wonder whether she thought the same).