FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 28, 1997

Transcript:

Morton: Greetings, gentelmen. Welcome to Epsilon cabin. I'm Morton Goldthwait and I'll be your counselor here at Camp Bohrmore. Before we get started, let's get one thing straight. I don't want you calling me "Mr. Goldthwait" all summer. Rather, you shall address me as "Your glorious and all-powerful high eminence, sir." Did anyone miss that? I'd be happy to repeat it. Marcus: I've got a bad feeling about this. Jason: I told you that staffer snickered when she gave us our cabin assignment.