FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 06, 1997

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Girl 1: Waht's on the lunch meny today? Girl 2: Hot dogs and potato chips. Girl 1: Didn't we have that yesterday? Girl 2: That was hotdogs and corn chips. Girl 1: I must say, the punch at this camp is pretty tasty. Girl 2: Mmm. Jason: It's not punch. Marcus: It's bug juice. Girl 1: Ha ha. Girl 2: Get real. Jason: We're serious. They scrape all the bus corpses off those electric insect zappers each morning and run 'em throught a juice machine. Marcus: Now do you think it's so tasty? Girl 1: Grow up. Jason: It's true! Marcus: Just ask any of the counselors! We heard it straight from them! Girl 1: Doofi, we say them making it in the back. They use these big jugs of flavored syrup. Girl 2: Sheesh! How gullible do you think we are?! Jason: Apparently not as gullible as us. Marcus: Well, shoot. Then I guess this dead mosquito isn't supposed to be floating in my cup.