FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 16, 1997
Transcript:
Eugene: How's your big science project coming along? Jason: Fine. Marcus: Go away, Eugene. Eugene: "Fine"? That's too bad, because the project Hawkins and I are doing is coming along gloriously. It's going to take much more than "fine" to beat me in this contest. Hawkins: Eugene, you nimrod! You left the cap off this test tube overnight, and now our molarity's all messed up! Eugene: Still, we're doing better than "fine." Jason: Marcus, pass me those electrodes. Marcus: Trust me - go away, Eugene.
He (Bill Amend) should have pulled the “Can you hold these live wires for me?” joke.