FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 03, 1997

Transcript:

Boy: Hold on. This guitar's a hair out of tune. Someone pass me that oscilloscope. The test tubes in the centrifuge go round and found...round and round... round and round... If I had a geiger counter...I'd-a count curies in the mo-o-rning...I'd count furies in the evening...all over this la-and Man: People, seeing as this is our final night here at science camp, leat all stand and hold hands for this last song. Boy: Kumbiology my lorrd...jumbiology... Girl: I can't believe they're making us hold hands. Girl 2: You're right it's totally awful. Girl 3: It's just plain icky. Don't you agree, Jason? Jason: Hawkins, why didn't you tell me you were holding a s'more?! Hawkins: Well, if you weren't so eager to jump up and grab hands...