FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 14, 1997
Transcript:
Jason: Well, it's been a couple of months since I've done this. Let's see if I've still got it. Computer: Rip! Slash! Aieee! Whap! Whap! Splat! You have been transformed into a pool of human blood. Game over. Dang. I guess "Doomathon" is not like riding a bike. Paige: Unless you count the time Peter went down hill street with no hands.
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