FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 28, 1997

Transcript:

Peter: Peter Fox, wide receiver, cuts through the defense! He jukes the safety! He's wide open in the end zone! He zig-zags left and right! He's still wide open! Really wide open! No-one-for-miles-a-touch-down-is a-given-throw-the-ball-already-wide open! Marcus: So, if we go with a trajectory of 30 dregrees and neglect the effect of air resistance. Jason: Oh, wait, he stoppped running, change V target to zero in that second equation. Peter: Guys, allow me to demonstrate why quarter backs wear helmets....