FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 11, 1997
Transcript:
Andy: What are you making? Roger: You know how the kids are always sleeping in on weekends? Well, I figured what better way to lure them out of bed than to fix up a big batch of my famous Roger Fox bacon-and-eggs jubilee? Once the smell starts wafting up, I predict those kids'll be sprinting downstairs. Alarm: Breeeeeeeee! Andy: Smoke alarms do tend to have that effect. Roger: Um, do you mind hard yolks?
andy cooks well, but she makes gross stuff. paige can’t cook in the least, and roger has problems with smoke alarms