FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 11, 1998

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    jules  almost 7 years ago

    Ah, the common mallstomper. Its natural diet consists of the eggroll shop in the corner of the food court, soft pretzels, and Orange Julius smoothies. The females are most commonly found in rue21 and Justice. The males tend to prefer to check out the females, but never stray into their territory.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    But so round? Maybe a T-rex whose feet were chopped off.

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    G and W  over 3 years ago

    this humanoid enjoys playing sample games in the technology section of the supermarket, such as yoshi’s crafted world

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