FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 27, 1998
Transcript:
Jason: I borrowed some of Mom's makeup. I'll have that blue ink hidden in no time. Peter: Wait a second! I don't want you doing this! The only makeup jobs you know how to do are monster faces for Halloween. Where's Paige?... She knows how to put this stuff on properly. No comments. Just do it. Jason: Now, then, Dracula or Frankenstein?
Do Dracula!