FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 12, 1998
April 11, 1998
April 13, 1998
Transcript:
Peter: I like to start by nibbling on the feet. Jason: I prefer to chew off both of it's ears. Peter: Barbarian. Jason: Here, I'll extend my pinky. Andy: Boys, what do you think you're doing? Peter: Um, eating our chocolate Easter rabbits? Andy: I thought I made it clear last night - no candy until after church! Peter: But that's cruel! Jason: It's impossible! Andy: It's not impossible, your sister's upstairs getting ready to go as we speak, and her candy sits there untouched. Including, I should point out, her entire hollow chocolate rabbit. Peter: Hollow? Jason: These rabbits are solid. Andy: Paige, get down here! Peter: See, now at least with Jason and me, you get good old honest disobedience. Jason: My question is, when was she alone with that rabbit for more than 15 seconds?
Again, stop trying to sound so smart. You make think that WE think you’re SO smart, but really, we (at least I do) think you’re an airbag. It’s a comic, it doesn’t need to have solutions to the things that happen in it, they’re supposed to be funny, not realistic.