FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 10, 1998
Transcript:
Roger: A few squirts of lighter fluid...a few more squirts of lighter fluid...a few more squirts of lighter fluid... Now we just need a match and-- Peter: A few skin grafts...a few more skin grafts...a few more skin grafts... Roger: Ha ha. Just drag me over into the shade, will you?
I understand it’s a comic, but seriously, how is he not dead!?