FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 05, 1998

Transcript:

Paige: (Dreaming) Noise from distance. Thumpa, thumpa, thumpa, thumpa, thumpa. Paige: Wait a minute - I'd know that heartbeat anywhere! Pierre! At last you're here! I'be been trapped in this tower for months, waiting for you to set me free! I've been so lonely, Pierre. Lonely for your strong, muscular, perfect embrace. Hold me, kiss me, say to me those magical words I've so longed to hear... Pierre: Let's go with U.S. Presidents for $400, Please, Alex. Paige: Huh? Doofus, will you turn the TV down?! I'm trying to nap! Jason: Pardonnez moi, o princess. Voice from TV: Who was Rutherfod B. Hayes? OOO- so close....