FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 15, 1998
Transcript:
Jason: Hey, Dad-Mom talked me into taking up a sport this summer! Roger: Jason, that's great. So what sport is it? Baseball? Tennis? Soccer? Golf? Jason: Here. Put this on your head and I'll show you. Roger: An apple? Jason: Dad, I'd be a lot more accurate if you'd stay in one place. Roger: ANNNDYYY!...
Chill, Roger, it’s suction cup.