FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 13, 1998
Transcript:
Lara: Admit it, Jason. You like me. Jason: No! No! It's not true! Lara: I know you like me. Jason: No! No! This is just a bad dream! Lara: Why can't you just fess up that you want to play "Tomb Raider"? Jason: Because I'll never play a video game starring a girl! Do you hear me? Never! Never! Never! Lara: Permit me to reinrtoduce you to someone. Ms. Pac Man: Hello, Jason. Remember me? Jason: Aaaa! The pizza parlor only had one game! I was young! I was desperate!
He’ll never play a game starring a girl? Ooh, he’s gonna miss out on so much (especially Metroid games)!