FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 25, 1998

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Jason: You could dress up as one of them for Halloween. Paige: What? A fashion model? Jason: Whoops. Never mind, I thought they were skeletons. Roger: Hey, Paige, help me out with something. Which is the scariest way for me to greet tick-or-treaters on Halloween? Door bell: Ding gong! Roger: Looook Masster! We have vihhhsitors! Door bell: Ding dong! Roger: Chilldlen of the night! Vellllcome! Door bell: Ding dong! Roger: Come in my pretties! And your little dogs, too! Door bell: Ding dong. Roger: Hi kid, we don't have candy, but we do have these highly nutritious veggie bars. Paige: Aaaaaaaaaaa Roger: Guess which one she picked? Andy: I don't know why I want everyone to live longer, just so they can mock me.