FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 10, 1998
Transcript:
Andy: Roger, I hope you didn't pay a lot for this thing. Roger: No - that's the best part! Some of the cell phones they had cost hundreds of dollars. Some were as cheap as a dollar apiece. But your bargain-hunter husband found this hiding in the back! You're not going to believe this, but they actually paid me to take it off their hands! Andy: Gee. Fancy that. Roger: The Mobytel-2000. (oof) I assume the "Moby" is short for "Mobile."
Just keep in the basement for twenty years, spend the money you got for buying it, then sell it in 2020 on Amazon as “super old vintage phone in working order”!