FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 14, 1998
Transcript:
Roger: Andy, I can't take this cell phone back! Andy: Why not?! Roger: I signed a long-term contract. That's how I got such a good deal. Andy: Can't you at least trade it in for something smaller? Roger: Look, I promise the minute my Mobytel agreement expires, I'll switch to one of those little flip-top jobbies. You know, the kind captain Kirk uses. "Star Trek" takes place in the 23rd century, Roger. What are you saying, Roger?
If he got payed to take it, couldn’t he just throw it away and get a different kind? Even using the money he gained, seeing that he set out to buy a mobile phone anyway.