FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 23, 1999

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Roger: Peter Fox! You da man! Paige: Daddy, I don't know how to tell you this gently. Peter isn't going to play in today's game, or any other game, most likely. He's the low guy on the totem pole...fourth string, if that...varsity baseball's designated bench-warmer. Paige: You just assumed he was a star. The truth is he's not. Roger: Peter Fox! You da man! Paige: Daddy, don't be so clueless. You act like nothing's changed.