FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 01, 1999
Transcript:
Andy: So how was work, Mr. Caffeine-free? Roger: Rather remarkable. I sat through two staff meetings, a lunchtime conference call, met with a new client, and gave an impromptu hallway seminar on key company strategies. Andy: See? You didn't have a drop of coffee this morning and you were still able to do your job! I hope you learned something. Roger: Well, at around 4:15, that I was in the wrong building.
I’ve actually never had a single drop of coffee in my life.