FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 09, 1999
Transcript:
Boy: Hi. I'd like six tickets for "The Phantom Menace" on your biggest screen. Peter: For which show time? Boy: What do you mean, which show time? Peter: There are six show times - 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30 and midnight. Boy: Right. I want one ticket for each screening. Peter: Oh. Boy: You must be new. I didn't see you here yesterday. Peter: You may not see me here tomorrow, either.
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