FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 18, 1999
Transcript:
Intercom: There has been a gate change. Flight 1313 will now depart from gate C135. There has been a gate change. Flight 1313 will now depart from gate 82. There has been a gate change. Flight 1313 will now depart from gate D496. Woman: There's a gentleman who wants to know if we give frequent-flier points for miles traveled in the airport. Intercom: Correction: Z496. Roger: Aaaa!
When I flew last month, such an announcement was worded unfortunately: “Flight 9876” (which was to depart in an hour and a half from Gate Z54) “is now departing from Gate Z32.” Now?!