FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 14, 1999
Transcript:
Andy: I guess the only question now is which flavor of iFruit to get. Jason: Geekdom is dead. Worker: We have all 32 colors in stock, but if you want mango-kiwi, you should get it soon. I hear they may discontinue that model. Andy: ...as in retire? I want every mango-kiwi you've got! Do you hear me?! Every one! Worker: Sorry, kid. I'm not about to stop her. Jason: These aren't beanie babies, mom! Come back! Andy: A truck! A truck! I need a truck!
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