FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 22, 1999
Transcript:
Jason (writing): Jason the great. Jason the super-great. Jason the wonderful. Jason the amazing. Jason the great and amazing. Jason the super-wonderful, super-great and super-amazing. Jason: I don't know how people with checking accounts can keep their signatures consistent. Marcus: I'm forcing myself to stick with "omnipotent."
What does omnipotent mean?