FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 21, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: This is the worst metamorphosis I could have dreamed up! Peter: Take that Gregor Samsa guy in the book I've been reading all wek for english - he turned into a giant insect and look how well he adapted! Jason: I thought he died lonely, miserable, and shunned by all. Peter: I haven't gotten that far. I'm still on page one. Andy: Your school called. They want you to wear this.
you wanted an insect you got one