FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 29, 2000
Transcript:
Computer: The ball leaves your driver at a 90-degree angle and lands four fairways over. Computer: Your 5-iron sends the ball whizzing into the briar patch behind you. Computer: Your putt sails 100 yards into the ocean. Roger: So this is what golf would be like if I practiced a little more. Computer: Warning: Score exceeding disk space.
Roger, you are are T R U L Y P A T H E T I C