FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 14, 2000

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Jason: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! Here are the keys to your brand-new Jaguar convertible! And first-class tickets for a week of dining and shopping in Paris! And that diamond necklace from Tiffany's you said was so pretty! All made possible because you raised my allowance to $15,ooo a week! Just think how happy we both are, now that you've done that! Haaaaaaaappy Haaaaaaappy.. Andy: Zzzz...yes, yes, very...zzz... Roger: Dear, He's at it again, Wake up.