FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 22, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: Check out our business cards! Eileen: "The Jason and Marcus Detective Agency." Phoebe: Gosh. How creative. Marcus: Jason And Marcus. Get it? Jason: "If you're in a jam call JAM." Phoebe: If someone's in a jam, why would he or she want more of it? Marcus: We spent how much money on these things? Jason: I know! I know! "If you think you're toast, call jam"!
ok that second motto is good