FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 26, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: So tell us what happened. Marcus: Slowly. Eileen: We were sitting here eating ice cream. Phoebe: When it started to drip on our hands. Eileen: We ran to get some napkins, and when we came back, Phoebe's camp journal was gone! Phoebe: We were only gone for a minute tops! Jason: We meant tell it really slowly. Marcus: We're charging by the hour. Eileen: I thought you two were Pro Bono! Phoebe: Pro bone-heads, maybe.
This would have never happened if only one of them went to get napkins