FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 05, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: Marcus, you really don't want to fight with me! Marcus: Whatsa matter?! Chicken?! Jason: You know I'll kick your skinny little butt! Marcus: Oh, yeah?! Let's go! Right now! Jason: Ha! My +5 sword of devastation just cut off your arm! Marcus: My other arm readies my +12 crossbow of heavenly accuracy...
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