FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 18, 2000

Transcript:

Eugene: Your little not-so-secret-friendship club seems to have fallen apart! Phoebe hates you...you hate Phoebe...isn't that a shame! Boo hoo hoo! Phoebe: Not so fast, my inferior brother! Jason/Marcus/Eileen: PHOEBE!!! Eugene: I'm not inferior! That I.Q. test had a margin of error! Phoebe: Jason, your detective hat, please.