FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 25, 2000
Transcript:
Marcus: You are in a dark and gloomy cavern. Jason: My wizard uses his +2 staff of illumination. Marcus: A hideous and loathsome creature is charging toward you from behind! Its claws are drawn! There's nowhere to hide! Jason: Why would I want to hide? My barbarian has an ax of godly might. Marcus: You misunderstand. Paige: I found my 'N Sync CD under the lawnmower again, Jason! Jason: Oh, that creature.
Either he put it under there but didn’t shred it (for some reason) or that is one indestructible CD.