FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 25, 2000
September 24, 2000
September 26, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: Wish me luck. Peter: Where are you going? Jason: I told Paige I'd go shopping with her at the mall. Peter: Why on Earth would you do that? Jason: I'm doing a report for school on near-death experiences. Peter: Trust me. This won't be near-death... Paige: I can't shop very long today. Let me know when nine hours are up. Jason: Keep breathing...keep breathing...
Jason’s processing:
Hour 1: Hey, this will be over soon. Hour 2: Ok, you can play Doomathon when you get home. Hour 3: PURE DESPERATION Hour 4: Insanity Hour 5: Suicidal thoughts Hour 6: Raw, raw, pain Hour 7: Begging Hour 8: Even more begging Hour 9: Can’t take it, breaks out closest window, then runs home.