FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 12, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: My hobbit mage commands the dungeon walls to crumble. My elf necromancer commands his skeleton warriors to advance. My - Andy: Your human mother commands you to clear that mess off the dining room table. Jason: You'd think if moms really DID trump all, they'd mention it in the rule book. Marcus: Here's something about "demon moths'... maybe it's an abbreviation.
Hobbit mage?