FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 19, 2000

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Jason writes a story: It was even more luxurious than the first one. Twice as long. Four times as many passengers. They called it the shop that this time really couldn't go wrong. But then.... Paige in story: Hi! I'm Paiage Fox! I wasn't supposed to be here but I won a ticket in a card game! People on ship: Aaaaa!!! Nooooo!!! Get me off this thing!!!! Every sould but one plunged into the dark icy water that sad, sad day. Titanic II The Tragedy Continues. A Jason Fox Mega-Stockbuster Script. Jason: Do you think Hollywood agents are listed in the yellow pages? Marcus: Try under "H". Paige: ..Right before "Hospitals."