FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 12, 2000
December 11, 2000
December 13, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: I'm looking for a very special Christmas gift for my parents. It has to send a strong and heartfelt message. Clerk: Of love? Of devotion? Of caring? Jason: Of my need for a bigger allowance. Do you sell watch or ring boxes filled with, say, dirt? Clerk: Have you tried our competitors? Please?
Doing this to make sure that nobody writes those stupid “fIrSt” comments