FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 21, 2001
Transcript:
Jason: We both know why I'm here, Eileen. I'm a young man, with a young man's urges and desires, and you've got what I need. So let's dispense with the chit-chat and go straight to the sofa. At last! A Gamestation-2 controller is in my grasp! Eileen: Ready to get it on, Cowboy?
SEE! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HER!