FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 27, 2001
March 26, 2001
March 28, 2001
Transcript:
Peter: It's spring break, mom! I should be cavorting with bikini babes! MTV says so! I demand the fantasy I bought into! Jason: Mom says to squint your eyes. Peter: I think I'll clamp them shut, thanks.
I can feel my eyes disintegrating at this very mo—(I couldn’t see well enough to write the rest of the comment)