FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 16, 2001

Transcript:

Marcus: You take the blue one and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red one and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. What's it going to be, Neo? Jason: Is the red one cinnamon or cherry? Paige: Can't you eat jelly beans like normal people?!