FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 10, 2001
Transcript:
Jason: I can't bring Quincy?! But I made him this pirate costume! I was going to hide him in Paige's suitcase! I spent all week training him to jump out and poke her with his little sword while I yelled, "Welcome to the Caribbean, ye barnacle-faced whale jetsam!" At least tell me why!
Barnacle-faced whale jetsam. That might be a good insult, except I don’t know what “jetsam” means.